you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski
IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
The more you look the more you can’t unsee whaaaaaaaat
For any nonbrits, a politician here for the party ‘UKIP’ blamed recent floods in the UK on Gays being given the right to marry, as ‘gods retribution’ so someone started a UKIP Weather twitter and i’m dying.
"The sun makes a brief appearance after John Barrowman stubs his toe on the corner of a wardrobe"
"Temperatures will plummet as a result of a man in Cumbria enthusiastically browsing through a home furnishings catalogue"
I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.
I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it
i feel like my entire life has been a lie
can’t not be surprised every time
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.